Monday, April 25, 2016

Ducks and discrimination

 










Ducks


Do you know about ducks?

Do you?

Do you know about the threat they pose to modern western society?

You act surprised.. Well, that is to be expected. After all, how well do you really know ducks? All you know is that they swim in ponds and fly around. It all seems very tranquil doesn't it? But what happens when you turn your back. Did you ever think about that? You don't know what happens then, we all don't, because our backs are turned. Really sneaky of those ducks don't you think? Only doing stuff when we are not looking.
And what do ducks do in the dark? Do they really go to sleep, like the rest of us, dreaming of a white picket fence and an end to our financial debt? Well, again no one knows. After all, we are sleeping, perhaps even with our backs turned. It would at the very least be very non conformist, the things they could be doing when we sleep. Perhaps even treacherous.
Know one even knows their language. Yet they quack audibly all day long. Offensively even. What evil could they be planning with those quarrelsome beaks? And what about those old ladies? They keep giving them bread. Did you ever notice it's always the same old ladies that do that? Perhaps it's a fifth column inserted into our society. Or perhaps those aren't ladies at all, but duck operated automatons.
And what about their customs, their dress? Why the feathers, the strangely colored heads? Are they hiding something? Do they reject our society? Why do they always gather in ponds, with not one white person amongst them? Why do they all fly off together? What strange ways alien to us really motivate them?
Ducks seem invulnerable to our studying gaze. A tight knit society we can't penetrate. Are there any signs of impending doom? Well, now that you ask, there are. Ducks do not have all their members under such tight control. Occasionally a duck flies straight into an airplane engine, with a suicidal screeching quack. Did you ever hear that? Well, how could you, the engine sound hides their jihadi cries perfectly.. Well planned ducks... well planned.
If we continue to let these ducks live amongst us, it could be the doom of us all. They have their own language and customs, yet reside in all of our places of work and all of our schools equipped with pond facilities. They do not seek employment, yet take our bread. They have their own network amongst us, but make no effort to shed light on their daily activities. It's a time bomb waiting to go off. They can hurt us anywhere and everywhere at the flap of a wing. Do you want to be this vulnerable? Well, i don't!

It is time to act.